Things people say about Skippy

I thought I'd post a few of the things people say about my great dog.
"His fur looks like velvet."
"Is he a labradoodle?" "What kind of dog is he."
"He looks like a person in a dog suit!"
"He's FAST!"
"His fur looks like velvet. He's sooo soft."
"I'd like a coat like that. You'd better look out for him."
"A nice strong dog, but what's with the girly tail?"
His groomer: "He's a GOOD dog."
At doggie-day-care: "He's the best groomed dog here. Always so clean."
"His fur looks like velvet."
The day BEFORE a haircut: "Looks like someone just got a haircut."
"Yippee Skippy, the velveteen rabbit dog."
The wiffle ball players who hit the ball in the pond and 5 other dogs tried but couldn't get their mouths on the ball (it sinks when you try to bite it) and Skippy retrived it no problem: "Thank you!" (He wasn't sure he wanted to give it up though, but finally decided to trade it for a treat.)